December 2010
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Dec 30th
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IT’S NOT A TRAP.
Dec 29th
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“Opera’s main web page poses the question “What is faster than the...”
– Alex Kidman, CNET.com.au
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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She does number stuff for work.
Ma: Did you leave this pack of Sudoku cards on my desk?
Me: Yeah, I thought you liked them.
Ma: No, I hate them.
Me: Are you sure? I could've sworn...
Ma: It'd be like coming home from work to do more work. Imagine if when you got home I made you clean.
Me: You do make me clean.
Dec 20th
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Listenoutofthe-blues: Famous Last Words /// My...
Dec 19th
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“Your’e doing great, Luke, if your goal is to suck.”
– Modern Family
Dec 18th
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So either my left eye isn't getting much sleep,
Or I have a bit of a black eye going on.
Dec 13th
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“A cry will ascend to heaven; It will cut through hosts of angels....”
– Mein Teil English translation, Rammstein
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
Things I have tried saying in response to being...
Enjoy your stay! Knock yourself out, buddy. Please, it’s what I get paid for! Have a good one. You take care, now. It’s my pleasure.
Dec 10th
I swear the man was dead serious.
Customer: So I had an argument with her!
Shopkeep: What?! Why?!
Customer: She called me argumentive!
Dec 10th
ListenReblogging for Scythereal. -teacakes: ...
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Myself: Actually, I'm agnostic.
Christian doorknocker: Ohh, so you're a non-believer?
Dec 9th