December 2010
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IT’S NOT A TRAP.
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Opera’s main web page poses the question “What is faster than the...
– Alex Kidman, CNET.com.au
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She does number stuff for work.
Ma: Did you leave this pack of Sudoku cards on my desk?
Me: Yeah, I thought you liked them.
Ma: No, I hate them.
Me: Are you sure? I could've sworn...
Ma: It'd be like coming home from work to do more work. Imagine if when you got home I made you clean.
Me: You do make me clean.
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Your’e doing great, Luke, if your goal is to suck.
– Modern Family
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So either my left eye isn't getting much sleep,
Or I have a bit of a black eye going on.
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A cry will ascend to heaven;
It will cut through hosts of angels....
– Mein Teil English translation, Rammstein
Things I have tried saying in response to being...
Enjoy your stay!
Knock yourself out, buddy.
Please, it’s what I get paid for!
Have a good one.
You take care, now.
It’s my pleasure.
I swear the man was dead serious.
Customer: So I had an argument with her!
Shopkeep: What?! Why?!
Customer: She called me argumentive!
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dataznboydoe
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Myself: Actually, I'm agnostic.
Christian doorknocker: Ohh, so you're a non-believer?