I decided to do an experiment where I’d measure the how many people responded to “MY NAME IS LUKE AND I’M A REDHEAD” versus “MY NAME IS LUKE AND I’M A GINGER”. Alarmingly, not a single person responded to either one. I also tried “MY NAME IS LUKE AND I’M BLONDE”, but that person also left. So the next person I tried “My name is Luke and I’m a ginger” and they responded.
Conclusion: don’t yell at people