"Trent Reznor is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Trent Reznor. Trent Reznor once ate a whole cake before his band friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Trent Reznor once and he will torture you to death."
- The most amusing part of this depiction of Mr. Reznor as ridiculously violent, temperamental, powerful and bursting with masculinity is that he’s actually really shy and quiet.
(Source: coedmagazine.com)
